查阅邮箱的时候收到律师楼发给我司的时事小品,内容是不亚于灸烩人口 ISA 课题的部落格 vs 诽谤课题。 其中一段有关诽谤的小故事最为有趣。
Defamation
A man sued by a women for defamation. She alleged that he had called her a monkey. The man was found guilty and ordered to pay damages to her.
After the trial, the man asked the judge, "Does this mean that i cannot called Mrs. Lim a monkey?"
The judge said that was true.
"Does this means i cannot call a monkey 'Mrs. Lim'?" The man asked. The judge replied that he could indeed call a monkey 'Mrs. Lim' with no fear of legal action.
The man look directly into Mrs. Lim and said, "Congratulation for winning the case Mrs. Lim!"
The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting Could it be that we have been this way before I know you don't think that I am trying I know you're wearing thin down to the core
But hold your breath Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you Over again Don't make me change my mind Or I won't live to see another day I swear it's true Because a girl like you is impossible to find You're impossible to find
This is not what I intended I always swore to you I'd never fall apart You always thought that I was stronger I may have failed But I have loved you from the start Oohhh...
But hold your breath Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you Over again Don't make me change my mind Or I won't live to see another day I swear it's true Because a girl like you is impossible to find It's impossible
So breathe in so deep Breathe me in I'm yours to keep And hold onto your words 'Cause talk is cheap And remember me tonight When you're asleep
Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you Over again Don't make me change my mind Or I won't live to see another day I swear it's true Because a girl like you is impossible to find
Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you Over again Don't make me change my mind Or I won't live to see another day I swear it's true Because a girl like you is impossible to find You're impossible to find
刚巧阿光正要打卡,老娘就用命令的口吻和阿光说,阿光,你这个斋月期间帮忙载外劳上下班吧。阿光极度不愿意,可是重来没有拒绝过老板娘的他又不知怎样拒绝,所以不知所措的硬在一旁好久好久,然后眼睛开始越来越红,在眼泪要掉下来之前,老板娘就转头和巴基斯坦外劳说 "You guys walk, he dont want to fetch you all, he dont like your smell"。 阿光听到不用载了,眼泪收起来,转身就打卡回家。这次,轮到巴基斯坦外劳硬在一边很久很久。这一幕看在我眼里真的很汗阿。
坐在我对面的许先生憋笑憋到整个脸都红了。 他msn 说"Ah Kuang Hebat!" 阿光真酷! "But your mum is dewi!" 但你妈妈等级更高,真神啊!