Sunday, September 30, 2007

9月29日的晚宴 & mapinfo 老友三周年纪念

9月29日是大学朋友yenliy的结婚日。
那天是星期六, 我和许先生拿了半天假,吃了午餐收拾好行李后,大概在中午4点开车上吉隆坡。
我到宴会地点时刚好7时正,但到场的嘉宾只有大概40%。 果然,迟到是华人的"传统美德"啊。

和我同桌的是大学时期的一班好朋友,有 ellen, soo chin, nicholas, hong leong, hui xian 和 ah moon。hui xian 还带男朋友来呢, 这两个人整场都粘在一起,头碰头的小声说,大声笑,热恋中的人真恶心阿。:P ah moon 像个妖怪,越老越漂亮, ellen 难得的没带 hong jun来,可怜的hong jun星期六晚都还在上班, soo chin, nicholas 和 hong leong 还是老样子,连发型都没变哦。哈哈

yenliy 很没良心, 整个晚宴都在忙着招呼亲朋戚友都不怎么理我们这些老朋友,时间果然能冲淡一切,没想到我们的友谊是那么薄弱的。本来晚宴后还想约她俩公婆一起下pub 庆祝的, 但看来她没这个兴趣, 我们也就不去自讨没趣了。
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Crystal & Ellen
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MMU Gathering Group Photo :P

第二天早上,和许先生跑去 Ikea 看家私,research 一些装修idea for 我们的新家。后来很爱看动物的我就拉了他到楼上的 pet wonderlands 看宠物,竟然看到有一只中国国宝 藏敖在卖哦,太不可思议了,不知道这宠物店是那儿的门路弄到手的。时间大概4点左右时就带了许先生的好朋友,鱼先生一起到 sri petaling 去和mapinfo 的一班老友会合。然后两辆车9个人就上路到 klang 去吃海鲜,顺便庆祝我们相识3周年。

整个聚会都很开心,老实说我跑回马六甲工作后在KL最怀念的就是他们这一班朋友了,大家看起来都还不错,就连刚失恋的lay fen 的气色都是红润润的。可惜 colin 没能出席,少了他的八卦, 不然会更热闹吧。 叽里呱啦的聊了几个小时,精疲力尽的我们才甘愿各自回家休息去。现在大家都在打拼的阶段,下一次的聚会,恐怕就是明年我的婚礼上了。

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Mapinfo cuties

Saturday, September 15, 2007

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

虽然讨厌自己那么容易被看穿,但老实说,以下的理论还蛮准确的,哈哈。

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm.. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you re an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of sayin F@!K YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

September Joke

The Equation:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 Bloody marriage has 7777777777777 Problems. So beware of glance!

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Plan for Future:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi : I want 2 help Deepa.

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Exams:
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS;
1. Too Many Questions.
2. Difficult to Understand.
3. More Explanation is Needed.
4. Result is always FAIL!

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Liar:
A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS?"
Answer: “So when I'm dead no one will dare touch your mom!"

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Delivered:
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.

Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. The report said, "DELIVERED".

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Three Feelings:
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Chinese Adam & Eve:
If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake